LONG BEACH, Calif. (Wireless Flash) ? A southern California man has a beef with Los Angeles ? it?s just become home to a large extraterrestrial butcher shop.
E.T. expert Dr. Terry Johnson claims the site of the ?butcher shop? is a giant starship he recently discovered in the hillside community of Mount Washington in northeast L.A.
Although the starship can?t be seen because it?s in a slightly different dimension, Johnson says the aliens who man the craft are able to abduct hundreds of humans into the ship at will.
He claims harvested humans are then transported to ?Negra,? a star system one billion light years away where human flesh is considered a delicacy.
Even more shocking: Johnson says the E.T.s consider adrenaline to be a spice so they torture the humans before slaughtering them.
E.T. butcher shops are cropping up near every major city and Johnson considers their presence ?a direct threat against all humanity.?
Still, there is hope. Johnson says if every human imagines a force field of energy around themselves, it can reduce the chance of being turned into ?human cacciatore.?
Still, there is hope. Johnson says if every human imagines a force field of energy around themselves, it can reduce the chance of being turned into ?human cacciatore.?
Don't forget to wrap aluminum foil around your head. This will keep in your energy field and block theirs.
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