PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD:
Crawford, Texas - A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept.
Both books have been lost. A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, since he was almost finished coloring the second one.
The White House tried to call FEMA, but there was no answer.
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