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Posted by: dundee 14-Mar-2005, 03:51 PM
got any l silly metaphors
these are actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays...


the plan was simple, like my brother-in-law phil.
but unlike phil, this plan just might work.

OR

john and mary had never met. they were like two
hummingbirds who had also never met.

OR EVEN

mcBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like
a hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.


OR one of my favorites....

she had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that
sound a dog makes just before it throws up.



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