LET'S WAKE THIS ONE UP. It might have been posted in 2007 but still right on today in 2009. I gotta give a big, "THANK YOU, SHUGGIE", FOR THIS ONE AND YES I KNOW I AM SHOUTING.............
Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.
K. Gibran
In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks.
John Muir
"Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. The winds will blow their own freshness into you, and the storms their energy, while cares will drop off like autumn leaves."
I am not quilty of writing this. It comes from one of my friends in blue, he looks so good in his blue motorcycle pant and leather boots. Of course the gun belt is somewhat of a put off.....He is my hero anyway. Enjoy
BECAUSE I'M A MAN
Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in. Calling AAA is not an option. I will win. _______________________________________________________________ Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start." We will then drink a couple of beers and break wind, as a form of holy communion. ___________________________________________________________ Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You're a woman. You never get as sick as I do, so for you, this is no problem. _________________________________________________________________ Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "cumin" or "tofu." For all I know, these are the same thing... _________________________________________________________________ Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working, I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together. _______________________ __________________________________________ Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for it, though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator instead (applies to engineers only) _________________________________________________________________ Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The true answer is always either sex, cars, sex, sports or sex. I have to make up something else when you ask, so just don't ask. ________________________________________________________________ Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't... and if you are feeling amorous afterwards . . . then I will certainly at least remember the name and recommend it to others. __________________________________________________________________ Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it, looks fine. It does not make your ass look too big. It was the pasta and potatoes and margaritas that did that. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now? ___________________________________________________________________ Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2009, I will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do the rest. Like wandering around in the garden with a beer, wondering what to do. _______________________________________________________________ This has been a public service message for women to better understand men.
Men are like......THE ROCK YOU LEAN ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You figure out what "That noise under the hood " is! You figure out why "The door is sticking"! You take the mouse out of the trap! You go downstairs and see what the damn noise is in the middle of the night, WHICH I might add, NO ONE BUT YOU heard! YOU get the lid off the Pickle, mayo, jam jar! AND, YOU DEAL with our son when he comes home drunk at 17! So, give me a damn break with this "Men are like" BS!
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Hoka Hey! The more Liberals I meet, the more I like my dogs!
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