By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place.
A railroad my not remove itself from a town of more than five hundred people.
No work may be done on Sunday.
An exception to the above law is that light bulbs may be sold.
It is considered an offense to get a tattoo.
Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.
A permit must be obtained to fire a missle.
It is illegal to give or receive oral sex in South Carolina.
When approaching a four way or blind intersection in a non-horse driven vehicle you must stop 100 ft from the intersection and discharge a firearm into the air to warn horse traffic.
It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.
Every adult male must bring a rifle to church on Sunday in order to ward off Indian attacks.
It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.
A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine.
The Fire Department may blow up your house. This law was made so that the fire department could create a fire brake.
Horses are to wear pants at all times.
The drinking age on Furman University campus is 60 years old.
Eating watermelons in the Magnolia Street cemetery is forbidden.
It is illegal to communicate with a woman using obscene messages.
Charleston
It is against the law to drive a motorized vehicle on King Street.
Lancaster County
It is illegal to dance in public in Lancaster.
